I guess one might characterise this
trip as a desertification of sorts. I was heading to some of our planet's most parched places. The Arabian Peninsula
gets around four inches of rain a year, while the dry part of the Levant
doesn’t get much more. Antarctica is
among the driest places on Earth. Thus
the use of Arid. Irie is a Rasta word meaning nice, good
or pleasing. That explanation takes care
of my title. My subtitle holds more
water. Firstly, from the point of view
of flight plans and sail routes, I did make a complete 180º.
I didn’t follow the exact routes
between East and West Asia, but the direction of flight did ultimately
invert. From West Asia to South America
and on to Antarctica, all transportation was booked to return. Secondly, I have throughout life been reticent
to visit the Middle East because of its religious fervour and a (scriptural, at the very least) intolerance of homosexuality. Now, for the first
time, I’d face my fear and jump right
in. Thirdly, this trip took the
unexpected shape of a personal triumph, starting two years before
departure. In the interests of moving without
assistance on the frozen continent, I began for the first time ever to
exercise and eat more healthily.
Although I only planned to get stronger and more nimble, I did also end up losing weight. I shed 20 kilograms, and feel much
happier for it. Of course, there’s more
to lose, but a start has been made; so “Thank you, Antarctica!”
When this journey was first conceived, I juggled flight
options for months. The most direct
route from Taipei would have been almost due south, across the Australian
continent, over the Southern Ocean, above the far western edge of Antarctica, and
then northward to the southern tip of South America. That journey would cover 16,613km. Some modern aircraft are capable of such a
flight.
However, since airlines choose
their routes in accordance with profitability, such a direct route simply does
not exist. I had to fly via some other
place. Interestingly, the available options
all boiled down to a surprisingly similar distance.
distance in km
|
|
Los
Angeles
|
23,146
|
Auckland
|
21,554
|
Sydney
|
22,089
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Doha
|
23,028
|
Dubai
|
22,845
|
Johannesburg
|
22,995
|
Addis
Ababa
|
22,912
|
The actual route:
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I decided to break my journey in West Asia because a ticket from Taipei to Buenos Aires involved two intercontinental flights back-to-back for a total of between 48 and 54 hours. That could not be achieved, I felt. Petra was my focus in this part of the world, but since I was stopping there, why not visit a few more places? Istanbul was chosen as the springboard to the southwestern quatrosphere because from here I found the best-priced flight.
Jordan offers a landing visa for South African citizens at a cost of around JOD40. This is paid at the airport. However, by pre-purchasing the Jordan Pass at a slightly higher cost, this fee and also entrance to most of the historical sites is included. Among the stipulations is that visitors must stay for at least four days. Otherwise the visa fee would be collected upon departure. This is unquestionably the most cost effective way to visit the kingdom. I unfortunately didn't have enough time to do the pass justice, though having one in my possession ensured that I didn't have to wait in an additional queue at Queen Alia Airport.
I was thoroughly astonished at the ease with which I was granted an e-visa to Turkey. I went online at the end of August to see if I could apply, but the website indicated that application could only be made three months before arrival. However, such a visa was valid for 180 days, so making the application immediately didn’t hinder my chances to visit Turkey at the time I’d planned. Moreover, the visa was free! I submitted the application online, an email was sent to me to verify my email address and, once I clicked on the link, my visa was approved and ready to download. Voila! I didn’t have to submit a shred of evidence! That has never happened to me! (Because I hadn't strictly adhered to the rules, I was somewhat worried that I'd be questioned upon arrival, but in fact, the immigration officers seemed entirely uninterested in seeing my visa, on both arrivals in the country.)
Jordan offers a landing visa for South African citizens at a cost of around JOD40. This is paid at the airport. However, by pre-purchasing the Jordan Pass at a slightly higher cost, this fee and also entrance to most of the historical sites is included. Among the stipulations is that visitors must stay for at least four days. Otherwise the visa fee would be collected upon departure. This is unquestionably the most cost effective way to visit the kingdom. I unfortunately didn't have enough time to do the pass justice, though having one in my possession ensured that I didn't have to wait in an additional queue at Queen Alia Airport.
I was thoroughly astonished at the ease with which I was granted an e-visa to Turkey. I went online at the end of August to see if I could apply, but the website indicated that application could only be made three months before arrival. However, such a visa was valid for 180 days, so making the application immediately didn’t hinder my chances to visit Turkey at the time I’d planned. Moreover, the visa was free! I submitted the application online, an email was sent to me to verify my email address and, once I clicked on the link, my visa was approved and ready to download. Voila! I didn’t have to submit a shred of evidence! That has never happened to me! (Because I hadn't strictly adhered to the rules, I was somewhat worried that I'd be questioned upon arrival, but in fact, the immigration officers seemed entirely uninterested in seeing my visa, on both arrivals in the country.)
The visa for Oman was also easily
procured. I completed an online application
early on a Sunday morning (the start of
the Arab week). The application was accepted at 05:10 Oman
time. Before their 06:00, it had been
approved and I’d been issued the visa. I found that rather odd, since surely
civic matters are done during office hours.
Then again, the visa is issued by the Royal Oman Police, and I guess policing is a 24-hour
endeavour.
The opposite was true regarding the
visa for the UAE. I had not initially planned to visit
this country. I had instead invited my two friends
who live there to join me in Oman.
They’d both responded with counter-invitations. Visas for the Emirates can be obtained in a
variety of ways, none of them like the method I’ve used for any other country. (Their
diplomatic missions do not provide this service.)
One can get one’s hotel accommodation to apply on one’s behalf. Since I had chosen Airbnb here, that was not
an option. If one books a flight with Emirates
Airlines, it is possible to apply online for a visa through the airline. I had booked with flydubai. With this airline, visas can also be
arranged, but application must be done through one of the airline’s approved
travel agents. Just as I obtained all this information,
flydubai unexpectedly cancelled my flight from Muscat via Dubai to Amman. A new flight was needed. With a voucher in hand, I approached a flydubai-approved
travel agent in Muscat to book a new flight with a two-day stopover in the
Emirates. They obliged and after
back-and-forth emails that lasted a week, it was time to pay. They asked for a bank transfer – no credit
card payment was possible. I went to my bank. And then
another. And then another. It turned out that transferring money
from Taiwan to Oman was simply impossible.
No bank could help. In the end I asked a friend in the Netherlands to
transfer on my behalf, with the promise to reimburse. Finally, I had my new flight. Next was getting the visa, which could only
be done within a month of arrival. The
travel agent in Muscat was set up to take care of that. Only thing was, they wanted payment in the
same way. This was turning into a
circus. I approached both my friends for help:
there is another way to get a visa for the UAE and that is through a sponsor
who is resident there. One of my friends
was unable to help due to her particular availability, while the other managed
to get the job done! Thank you, Stephen!
As if to make up for all this
trouble, in the week before departure, I got an email from Oman Air, offering
the opportunity to bid on an upgrade to business class. (This only
applied to the Bangkok-Muscat leg, since although I’d booked
the whole flight with Oman Air, the Taipei-Bangkok leg was on a China Airlines
plane.) At first I ignored it, but it gnawed at
me. Then I thought I’d take a look at the business class
seats, and I liked what I saw. Finally, I checked the full price of a business
class seat, and my mind was made up. I bid, and my bid was accepted.
(Fri, Jan 10) The day before departure turned into a mad
rush. I’d already packed most but not all,
and had planned to take a couple of hours off work to get home early to finish
that. Then, while at school, I locked myself out of phone banking
by entering my old password three times.
Now I had to get to the bank. There I waited a grueling hour to be
attended. Finally, I had to rush to the doctor, pay my
phone bills and get the final packing thrown in before heading via high speed
rail to the airport hotel, where I’d spend the night. I was astounded at how many people
moved about Taiwan on a Friday night.
Every method of transportation was packed, the stations overrun. I am glad that my usual Friday nights
are lazily spent at home and not crammed with all the other sardines into
tin-can-trains.
(Sat, Jan 11) The morning taxi ride to the airport was
frightening. The driver seemed either
drunk or otherwise confused. He
jerk-steered the vehicle, braked suddenly, or put down foot when the road did
not seem to call for such behavior. (I have a way of picking my drivers. 1) In December, going to a friend’s house for a
round of beer, I got in with a very old man who muttered
constantly. I
was directing him, and had already warned him that we would turn left up
ahead. When we were just about at the
road onto which to turn, he suddenly braked, indicated and began to swerve from
within the right hand lane. An angry
truck horn from behind sent him into a panic.
He missed the turn. Making a
U-turn and veering down the correct road, he then asked me which side of the
road to drive on! 2) In
Taipei, my driver was 400 years old. He
drove very slowly, and when turning right, neglected to check for
scooters. I
nearly got a rider in my lap. The rider
was clearly alert as he managed to stop just before being hit by my door! 3) Departing on this current trip, the driver
who took me from my house to the train station didn’t know where the station
was, though it’s been open for some years now.
He followed his GPS, which I noticed was sending him the wrong way,
until I finally jumped in and directed him. 4) Arriving in Muscat, the driver from the
airport kept looking at his phone and swayed from lane to lane, swerving at
times for no obvious reason. 5) On the
second day, a different driver had to use MY phone’s GPS to guide him to my
hotel!) Anyway, I’m alive.
































